Top 5 Made Up Words

Sometimes you just can’t find a word to describe what you are wanting to say. When this happens people just make up new ones. A lot of times these can be very funny so I figured I would compile a list of the 5 I like most. Hopefully you find these entertaining, but feel free to leave a comment with ones that you like too. Breastaurant – Restaurants where the waitstaff accentuates their breasts in order to add pleasant scenery to go along with your food. Heteroflexible – When you’re straight but shit happens. Procrasterbating – Masturbating to avoid doing work. …

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Bring Back the Fuppets!

Ever seen the Fuppets? If you haven’t you have missed out on some funny stuff. It is an adult puppet show that is meant to be just pure comedy. They started out of boredom, some drinks, and late night insanity. As a couple of my friends and I were bored just chilling at my house, we thought it would be funny to do a puppet show. So we headed off to Wal-Mart at like 2am. As we were browsing in the fabric isle we came across some fuzzy material that we thought would be awesome for some sock puppets. When …

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Endangered Species: The Nice Guy

They use to roam the earth in large plentiful numbers. Their habitat extended all over the globe. They have since been relegated to solitary life and lurk in the shadows. Their numbers have been rapidly declining for the past few decades with no reprieve in sight, and if something isn’t done to save the Nice Guy they will soon be extinct. Doing some research there appears to be multiple causes for their decline. The most severe reasons is due to the aggressive Douche Bag species.  As the Douche Bags have invaded the Nice Guy’s territory, it seems the female sex …

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Animal Rescue: Adopt Fido

We have a very special adoption opportunity. We have a slightly abused and abandoned nice guy. He answers to the name Fido or Fedil. He is a little on the mature side at the age of 32, but he is still highly energetic and loves to play. Although he loves to be active, he also knows when to relax and cuddle. He is very well-behaved for the most part. However, with his past he is a little shy at first but once he warms up to you is very affectionate. Fido is also potty trained and remembers to put the …

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