2010 Top 10 List: Quotes

Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory holding ZazzlesHere are some quotes I found funny or interesting from this year. Please feel free to share some of your own, create your own top 10 quotes list, or just comment on mine.

  • 10. “Glad I’m already locked for the playoffs.” — John
  • 9. “Do I have to be famous to adopt another country’s accent? I really enjoy saying “lickle” instead of “little”. — Clark
  • 8. “Beer-smelling Gatorade” — Tomiko
  • 7. “Well length can change…you will need wide though since your feet are so big” — Fedil
  • 6. “Heteroflexible. As in… I’m straight, but shit happens”
  • 5. “Sitting in a car waiting to crash a quinceanera in my pink unitard….the things you do for kids” — Stephen
  • 4. “I want to get chocolate wasted.”
  • 3. “He’s so… zazzy!” — Sheldon (The Big Bang Theory)
  • 2. “Wow. So were you born the same time as Jesus?!” — Madilyn
  • 1. “I thought it was gum.” — Paris Hilton, denying responsibility for packet of cocaine Las Vegas police found in her bag. (This is too funny on multiple levels!)

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I was originally born in Missouri, but traveled around most of my childhood. My mom finally got tired of moving while we were in Dallas, Texas and I have been here ever since. After high school I started college at the University of North Texas (UNT) and started working in the computer field. I currently work for JCPenney as a front end software engineer for their e-commerce website. Before this I worked for AT&T about 12 years and started with them in 1999 (when they were Southwestern Bell). I have many passions and I really love photography. Besides photography I also love sports. I not only like to watch it, but I also love to play. Currently my friends and I play indoor soccer and flag football.

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